Jury service

I just got home and saw a pile of mail. The last one I opened had Her Majesty's Court Service as a return address. What the...?, I thought. When I opened it and saw a pink letter with the word Summons in big letters, I almost had heart failure. Especially as a dylexic because it actually says, Jury Summons but I read it as July Summons! What have I done I started to wail, until I read the letter properly...

How exciting though, I've never been called for jury service - in fact no one I know has! I feel very important!