Gently falling apart

I have a sore wrist – insert your own jokes – and a bad cough. I’m not in bad health apart from that though. However, for reference, I would prefer a sore wrist to a cough any day of the week. It sounds like a seal sanctuary in my office. So to have both seems a little unfair. I’m not sure what caused the wrist strain except, and this is truly pathetic, I felt a twinge lifting up the boot of my car…
Anyway I’m bored and thought I would tell you about my very minor ailments.

So that was it really.